Condoms To Coffins
From First Cry to Final Goodbye... We’ve Got You Covered
Welcome to Condoms to Coffins, the internet’s most delightfully inappropriate destination for every stage of your ridiculous life.
Whether you’re entering the world or exiting it and laughing all the way through we’ve got the gifts, gear, and gallows humor to match.
Custom Tumbler
Personalized 20 oz tumbler to keep drinks hot or cold on the go.
Elegant Flutes
Personalized champagne flutes perfect for toasts and celebrations.
Firehouse Mug
Custom white mug for fans and first responders.
From Cradle to Coffin
The Reason We Exist?
To
Laugh
at All of It
From baby showers to bridezilla meltdowns, bachelor parties to over-the-hill birthdays, and retirements to final send-offs — we celebrate every milestone with a wink, a roast, and a T-shirt you probably shouldn’t wear to Grandma’s house.
Humor for Every Stage
Shop the Laughs
Baby Gear
Over-the-Hill
Over-the-Hill
Bridal & Bachelor
Bridal & Bachelor
Retirement Gifts
Retirement Gifts
Final Farewell
Final Farewell
T-Shirts & Hats
T-Shirts & Hats
Laugh Mail
Get fresh sarcasm, weird gift ideas, and mildly questionable humor straight to your inbox.
Fun and Fear this Night!
Firehouse Mug
Custom white mug for fans and first responders.
Elegant Flutes
Personalized champagne flutes perfect for toasts and celebrations.
Gold Flutes
Elegant champagne glasses with a stylish gold rim for special occasions.
Custom Tumbler
Personalized 20 oz tumbler to keep drinks hot or cold on the go.