From Cradle to Grave… And Every Laugh In-Between!
Because no one gets out alive—might as well laugh about it!

✍️ Who We Are:

What Is Condoms to Coffins?

We’re a parody brand built for life’s wildest ride—from birth to the bitter (and hopefully hilarious) end. Condoms to Coffins was created for those who know how to laugh through every milestone. Our mission? To poke fun at the predictable, celebrate the ridiculous, and bring a grin to every stage of life.

🎁 What We Offer

From Baby Showers to Last Laughs

• Gag gifts for all occasions—baby, bridal, bachelor, and over-the-hill.

• Funny t-shirts, hats, party supplies, and novelty gear.

• Meme-worthy content and community-submitted humor.

• Satirical takes on everything from new life to the afterlife.

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😆 Why We Do It

 Laughter Is the Best Survival Tool

Let’s face it—life gets weird. We’re all born, we all die, and a lot of strange stuff happens in between. We’re here to make sure you laugh through it all. Whether you're throwing a baby shower, crashing a bachelor party, or roasting your own retirement, Condoms to Coffins is your comic relief.

💬Community & Submissions

Got a Hilarious Idea?

Think you’ve got meme-worthy brilliance? Send it our way! We showcase fan-submitted photos, memes, and videos on our site. If we feature yours—we’ll email you and make you internet famous (or at least party famous).

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